What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:02

Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
What are some ballbusting stories?
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.